Dear Fellow Entertainer:
Stop letting the “busy-work” of contracts grind away at your time and sanity:
- â Formatting Fights: Struggling with messy Word docs that look like a disaster on a phone, microscopic PDF boxes, or accidentally overwriting your “master” template? Endless headaches.
- â Homework Chores: Forcing clients to download, print, sign, and scan (or worse – fax or mail)? Builds quiet resentment and stalls your deposit.
- â Cringe-Worthy Errors: Leaving the wrong names, dates, or fine-print in a new contract – or manually botching the deposit math? Looks totally amateur.
- â Link-Sharing Disasters: Sending “live” document links that let your clients edit your fine print? Disaster waiting to happen.
- â The Monthly Ransoms: Paying a $ubscription every $ingle month just to $end a few generic agreements? No thanks! đ¤Ź
Now you can lock in your gigs and collect deposits in mere minutes â without fighting with templates, and without any paid subscriptions!
Meet Your New Secret Weapon…
The Entertainment Contract Generatorâ˘
This thing makes contracts so damn easy. It streamlines the tedious ‘business’ part of showbiz so you can look like a pro, get paid fast, and get right back to what you do best: entertaining your audiences!
- â FAST FOR YOU: Turn a “let’s do it” into a signed agreement and deposit quickly, from your phone, before the client gets distracted.
- â EASY FOR THEM: A zero-friction way for your client to sign and pay. Fewer hurdles for them = Faster money for you.
- â LOOKS GREAT: Deliver polished, professional agreements that open perfectly on any screen.
Works For Whatever Talent You Bring To The Stage
Whether you belt out rock tunes in dive bars, deliver $10,000 keynote speeches at corporate galas, or juggle chainsaws at Bar Mitzvahs… this WILL WORK FOR YOU. No matter how unique your show is, or how complex your tech rider gets, The Entertainment Contract Generator⢠will adapt to your exact brand of crazy.
Take Care of Bookings Anywhere, with Universal Software That’s Built Like a Tank and Refuses to Die.
This is NOT some fly-by-night “app” that’s gonna glitch out, crash, or get shut down.
It’s a permanent, standalone HTML file that YOU OWN and is always ready when you need it. Put it on every device you use; Whether you’re on your phone in the green room or the PC in your office, it just works. Always.
Think of it as a “private website” that lives on your device instead of “out there” on the internet. When you click it, it opens instantly in your browser (Chrome, Safari, etc.), and you can get down to business immediately.
Because of the portable, independent way it’s built, this thing will still be doing its job for you a decade from now. Honestly, it will probably outlast that indestructible Shure mic in your gig bag. You know the one.
Go From “Yes” to “Paid”
in 3 Simple Steps
There’s no more waiting until you “get back to the office” – you can take care of business right here, right now, and right on your phone.
STEP #1:
Add the Details
Hop on a quick phone call with your client and collect the details – even if you only have a few minutes in a hotel lobby, at a gas station, or backstage waiting for soundcheck.
STEP #2:
Generate and Send
Once you have the gig’s info typed in, one tap generates your professional contract; the next tap pastes it into an email. Your contract can be in their hands before you even hang up the phone.
STEP #3:
Get Paid đ¸
Your client confirms with a quick “I agree” to lock in the date (which is legally binding under the Federal E-Sign Act) and clicks your link to pay the deposit. No unfamiliar website portals, no logins, and zero friction – just a professional agreement delivered exactly where your client already is: their inbox.
đĽ Boom. Another one locked in.
Take Total Control Over Your Contracts with Unlimited Customizations for Every Type of Gig You’ll Ever Book.
Your shows and your customers arenât all identical… so your contracts shouldnât be, either.
Because most of us have “split personalities,” you can switch among unlimited profiles for different stage names, show styles, or markets in seconds. Book a solo acoustic set one minute, then your full rock band the next, with zero re-typing, massive rewrites, or template formatting headaches.
You can fully customize the language and depth of your agreements however you want – use a simple, friendly confirmation for casual house parties, or a complex, bulletproof document for big corporate gigs.
Once your settings are customized for each profile, show, or market, use the easy Export / Import Settings tool to clone your setup across every device you own.
Zero retyping. No repetitive busy work. Just “Set it and forget it.”
đĄď¸ Protect Your Time, Your Money, and Your Ass(ets).
This isnât just an empty shell – it comes pre-loaded with high-level legal armor, right out of the box. I’m handing you the exact, iron-clad, lawyer-vetted clauses I use for my own shows (cancellations, insurance, intellectual property, and more).
And, because every field is fully customizable, you have the ultimate shortcut to dialing in a bulletproof agreement that fits your act perfectly.
And You Can Own This Whole Thing for a Ridiculously Fair, One-Time Price:
$25. Seriously. đ¤Š
I can keep the price this insanely low because I built it myself and sell it directly. Since I don’t have to pay any developers, investors, commissions, app stores, or cloud fees, that means I don’t have to pass any inflated costs on to you.
One payment. No subscriptions. No monthly fees. No hidden charges. No bullshit.
Ready to lock in gigs and collect deposits in mere minutes?
(With no clunky templates and no paid subscriptions!)
- â The Full Generator Tool
- â Detailed Video Instructions
- â Unlimited Gig Types
- â Polished Agreements
- â Pro Legal Clauses
- â Any Phone, Tablet, or PC
- â Put It On All Your Devices
- â Pay Once, Use It Forever
- â Zero Monthly Fees
Secure Checkout ⢠Instant Download
Youâll get instant access to the full kit (the Generator software file itself, PDF User Manual, and detailed Video Instructions) immediately after purchase.
For peace of mind, I will also personally email you, just to make sure you received your secret download link.
Usually I’m pretty quick with this, but if Iâm currently on stage, driving to a gig, or playing with a random dog I just met, give me a couple hours to reach out to you.
Iâll make sure you’re taken care of, and up and running.
Chat soon!
Nathan Tricky Allen
Nathan@FunnyMagicShow.com
Dubuque, Iowa, USA
F.A.Q.
Will this work for my specific type of act?Because every field is fully customizable, the generator adapts to your business – not the other way around. Whether you need a simple one-page agreement for a local show or a complex rider for a high-stakes corporate gig, youâre covered.
Itâll work for musicians, bands, DJs, comedians, speakers, magicians, jugglers, hypnotists, aerialists, fire performers, dancers, face painters, balloon artists, characteristics, clowns, and more.
Basically, if you get paid to perform your talent, this is designed to save you time and hassle, protect your paycheck, and help your gigs go smoother. See for yourself.
Think of it as a “private website” that lives on your own phone or laptop instead of on a mystery server. You don’t “log in” to a site; you just open the file. It opens in your web browser (like Chrome or Safari) and looks and acts like an app – but since the file is actually on your device, it works without an internet connection and will never “expire” or require a “cloud” update.
You download it once, you own it forever. Get it here.
Because itâs a standard HTML file, there are no “minimum requirements” or “OS not supported” headaches.
If you can see this website, you can run the tool. Itâs truly universal. You can buy it here.
Text-heavy documents are a nightmare to edit on a phone, and they almost always look like a mess when a client opens them. Free templates are often generic, bloated with legal fluff you don’t need, and they don’t calculate your deposits for you.
This tool is built specifically for the speed of the entertainment industry. It handles the math, formats perfectly for mobile, and makes you look like a pro who has his act together, long before you even hit the stage.
If you want a “Virtual Assistant” and “Virtual Marketer” you have to pay for every month forever, get a CRM. They do pretty cool things. A LOT of things. Sometimes too many things.
But not all of us need or use the full set of complex features that big clunky CRMs offer (for $30-$50 every month!).
This is the fast, light alternative for when you just SIMPLY want to lock in the “Yes” and get your deposit without the overhead and the hassle.
Most clients actually prefer this because it saves them the chore of downloading, printing, signing, and scanning… or logging into some unfamiliar website portal they’ve never seen before.
By giving your client a “Zero Friction” way to say yes, you’re not just protecting your business – you’re being incredibly easy to work with. In this industry, the easiest person to book is the one who gets rehired. Grab it here.
This generator is NOT a middleman. It doesn’t sit between you and your money, and it never takes a commission. When you set up your profile, you simply drop in your own payment links (PayPal, Venmo, Zelle, CashApp, Square, Stripe, etc.).
When the client confirms the gig, they click your link and pay you directly. The money lands exactly where it belongs: in your account, not trapped in some third-party software “wallet.”
You only deal with the standard transaction fees of the processor you choose to use – there are no extra fees, no hidden percentages, and no “success taxes” involved with this tool.
You never have to pay extra when you come up with a new service, character, or show.
Because this is a standalone HTML file that runs in your browser, your data (and your clients’ info) never touches a mystery “cloud” server. Your clients’ info is never saved, and all of your customizations and settings stay in your browserâs local storage.
Unlike many booking CRM subscriptions, this tool does not (and cannot) track your income, “phone home” to a server, or access any personal files or contact info. Since there is no central database, your business information is for your eyes only.
Not only is it safe… itâs probably the safest damn thing on your phone.
But donât worry – I’ve got your back. If you lose your device and didn’t have a backup, just shoot me an email. Iâll verify your original order and send you a fresh link.
Keep in mind: Because I never have access to your private data, a “fresh” link will only contain the default settings. To keep your settings and customizations protected (or to duplicate them onto another device), just use the “Export” button to save a tiny backup of your profiles whenever you make a significant change; that way, you can “Import” them back in seconds, in case your browser’s storage is ever accidentally cleared or you need to move to a new device.
It’s inexpensive because I built it myself and sell it myself… This means there is almost zero overhead on my end – no middlemen, no developers to pay, and no servers to maintain.
You pay $25 once and own the tool forever. Grab it now.
DISCLAIMER: The legal clauses in The Entertainment Contract Generator⢠were lawyer-vetted for my own professional shows, but I am not an attorney, and nothing here constitutes legal advice. Every act and location is unique, so you should always consult with your own local attorney to ensure your contracts meet your specific needs… Or don’t. Whatever… But handing a lawyer a finished contract to “glance over and approve” is still a HELL of a lot cheaper than paying them to draft one from scratch… which means this tool more than pays for itself (many times over) the first time you walk into a legal office. It’s totally up to you.
