I just got pranked harder than I’ve ever been pranked. Ever.

I got pranked so hard this morning. My g/f, Sara, sends me this photo, says she received it last night, demanding to know who this woman is, and freaking the fuck out. (A) I was alone last night, (B) I'm not a cheater, and (C) I don't even recognize the woman. So I'm in full-on … Continue reading I just got pranked harder than I’ve ever been pranked. Ever.

Post-Prom Shows: Never again (a break-up letter)

I am sooooo done entertaining at post-prom parties. The students are cool, but I'm sick of dealing with the occasional hyper-P.C.-parents who are in denial and think their teens need to be sheltered from innuendo, humor, and LIFE. I talk to the students like they're real people because - guess what? - they are. Your teens have … Continue reading Post-Prom Shows: Never again (a break-up letter)