Fun Fact: The human body has approximately 16 to 20 square feet of skin That's enough for like 8 to 10 decent wallets, ya know.
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Kid: “Mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?” Mom: “Shut the hell up, or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor, too."
NEW HAMPTON, IOWA – Part magician, part comedian, and totally dysfunctional, Nathan Allen will be bringing his highly-caffeinated blend of magic and comedy to New Hampton, Iowa! Allen (dubbed “The Maniac of Magic” by his peers) will be making a stop at Big Ed’s Firehouse (680 W. Milwaukee St.) on Saturday, October 20th. The adult-only … Continue reading A couple of weirdos to visit New Hampton
On Saturday, I'm going to be in Marshalltown, performing at TC's Pub. I've been there before. Cool people. I was just chatting with the owner, and he let me know that he now owns the property at 207 East Main Street in Marshalltown, Iowa. This excited me greatly. Here is why: There was a world-famous … Continue reading I’m going to piss where Houdini pissed
We're coming to Wisconsin on Friday (Sept. 7th)... I'll be at The Depot in Cuba City, WI (kinda between Platteville WI and Dubuque IA), along with my deeply-disturbed (and very funny) comedian friend Harville. Come on out for an evening of card tricks and dick jokes. It'll be fun. More details can be found HERE.
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Part magician, part comedian, and totally dysfunctional, Nathan Allen will be bringing his highly-caffeinated blend of magic and comedy back to Decorah! Allen (dubbed “The Maniac of Magic” by his peers) will be making a stop at the Elks Lodge (402 W. Main Street, Decorah, IA) on Friday, August 10th. The adult-only show is scheduled … Continue reading Northeast Iowa Magician, Featured on Norwegian TV, Returns to Decorah