If you have a spare 10 seconds, click over to Facebook, and send my sister a message, wishing her a happy birthday. She's like 22 or something old like that. I think it'd be fun to have her inbox flooded with complete strangers. :) Yeah, we have different names. Our family is just as dysfunctional … Continue reading Tell my sister Happy Birthday
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A friend emailed this photo to me awhile back. Not sure whose case this is, but I love it.
What sits in the corner of your kitchen and grows smaller every day? ... A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.
Paint. Epoxy. Varnish. Glue. Small, poorly-ventilated workshop... Forgot what I'm building, exactly, but it's gonna be awesome. I can just feel it.
Snapped this photo after a gig, in the middle of the night, in a restaurant parking lot.
Remember when I told you, back in July, about the woman who sliced her own arm with my razor blades during a live show? Yeah? Guess who I ran into the other day...
Every time someone gets acupuncture, a voodoo doll somewhere screams.