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Let's all celebrate Columbus Day by walking into other peoples' houses and telling them that WE live there now.
Fun Fact: The human body has approximately 16 to 20 square feet of skin That's enough for like 8 to 10 decent wallets, ya know.
I don't understand. They say, "If you love something, set it free." But then they ALSO say, "Mr. Allen, please put your pants back on." I'm confused.
A friend called me, and I could tell right away that he was distressed; something was clearly troubling this man. After asking him repeatedly what was wrong, he finally shared what was weighing so heavily on his mind: "Well… If vegetable oil comes from squishing vegetables, corn oil comes from squishing corn, and olive oil … Continue reading Stoners ask interesting questions
Well... This would have been nice to know... Like, oh, I dunno, maybe sometime BEFORE I WAS STANDING RIGHT FUCKING THERE. Guess I should stop licking this wall, eh?
Kid: “Mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?” Mom: “Shut the hell up, or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor, too."
NEW HAMPTON, IOWA – Part magician, part comedian, and totally dysfunctional, Nathan Allen will be bringing his highly-caffeinated blend of magic and comedy to New Hampton, Iowa! Allen (dubbed “The Maniac of Magic” by his peers) will be making a stop at Big Ed’s Firehouse (680 W. Milwaukee St.) on Saturday, October 20th. The adult-only … Continue reading A couple of weirdos to visit New Hampton
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
I bought a Happy Meal. I got some "Hotel Transylvania" chattering vampire teeth for the toy. I had to convince the McDonald's lady that my daughter really wanted that particular toy. I don't have a daughter. But I do have chattering vampire teeth. I'm so happy.