This might make your friends hate you. You tell your friends that you have the ability to drastically slow your pulse, simply with the power of your mind. They don't believe you, so you offer to demonstrate. With a friend feeling your strong-and-steady pulse, you appear to fall into a trance-like state. Your pulse slows … Continue reading This new year, fake your own death. Here’s how.
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I can't figure out why they're so popular; Dove bars taste terrible.
Dying husband: “I have something to tell you.” Wife: “Shhh. Don’t speak, honey. Just rest.” Husband: “No, I must confess - I had sex with 12 of your friends.” Wife: “Shhh. I know. That’s why I poisoned you.”
Patriotism should not be about bumper-stickers and constantly, loudly, blindly bragging about how 'Murika is number one. Patriotism should be about caring enough to try to make your country the best it can possibly be, even if this includes criticizing your government when it fucks up and working to correct existing wrongs, especially when what … Continue reading Patriotism
I co-hosted "The Independent Entertainer" podcast, with Jeremy 'Jer-Dog' Danley (www.JerDogComedy.com), one of the hardest-working and funniest comedians on the road today. "The Independent Entertainer" is a resource offering guerrilla marketing tips and information for comedians, DJ's, musicians, magicians, and other performers to take control of their show-biz careers, effectively promote themselves, and get more … Continue reading I did an interview on a podcast for entertainers
If you have a spare 10 seconds, click over to Facebook, and send my sister a message, wishing her a happy birthday. She's like 22 or something old like that. I think it'd be fun to have her inbox flooded with complete strangers. :) Yeah, we have different names. Our family is just as dysfunctional … Continue reading Tell my sister Happy Birthday
A friend emailed this photo to me awhile back. Not sure whose case this is, but I love it.
What sits in the corner of your kitchen and grows smaller every day? ... A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.